Dutch getting high on new smoking law

I hate when people repeatedly say “you know.” Like my former boss, he’d say, “You know you can’t download porn in the office.” “You know you can’t embezzle funds from the pension account.” “You know you’re going to jail.” It drove me crazy!

- What’s with octagonal stop signs? They could be hexagonal, still have a distinctive shape, and it would save two sides!

- I hate it when people confuse the letter O with the number 0. If you give out your area code as “two-oh-two,” well, don’t be surprised if someone dials 262, because on the telephone pad, 6 is the key for the letter O.