Micah Richards leaves Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer in stitches as he tells hilarious X-rated tale of how he picked up his ‘weirdest injury’ during SEX – and then lied about it to his club!

• The trio were unable to keep straight faces as Richards told his hilarious story 
• The pundit was quick to assure fans that this wasn’t why he retired in 2019 
• Listen to the latest episode of Mail Sport’s podcast ‘It’s All Kicking Off!’ 

Micah Richards left his podcast co-hosts Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer in stitches with a vivid description of how he picked up his most obscure injury whilst having sex. 

The former Manchester City player had a hard time keeping a straight face as he talked Lineker and Shearer through the incident, eventually bursting into laughter alongside his colleagues. 

The question was put to the trio by a listener, and neither Lineker nor Shearer had a hope of outsharing the 35-year-old. 

At first, Richards seemed almost embarrassed to share the intimate details, questioning whether he could tell the story on air. 

‘It’s quite sexual, not really for this podcast,’ Richards revealed on The Rest is Football, prompting amusement from his surprised co-hosts. 

Micah Richards had his co-hosts in stitches as he discussed an x-rated hamstring acccident

Gary Lineker (left) and Alan Shearer got more than they bargained for when a listener asked what the trio’s weirdest injury stories were

Lineker assured him that it was ‘mostly adults listening’, admitting that the revelation had piqued his interest.

‘Basically, obviously, I can’t go into detail,’ the 13-cap England international began. ‘Basically, I was – yes – I was ‘having fun’ and as I was ‘having fun’ I slipped off the bed and stretched my leg and did my hamstring.

‘So I’ve rolled over, but I was totally fine in training. So when I go back to training and the physios have asked me what have I done, and I just said ‘I’ve just got some pain down my back, I felt it in the game, but I didn’t really want to say anything’.

‘They don’t know the truth until now!’ 

Shearer teased his colleague before his revelation that the x-rated admission seemed destined to go ‘viral’. 

As he laughed, Lineker told Shearer, the all-time Premier League record goalscorer, that there was no way he could match Richard’s story. 

On a somewhat more family-friendly note, Shearer regaled the podcast with details of a tangle with Tony Adams. 

Shearer told listeners of how he came away from an interaction with the Arsenal defender with ‘six stitches in my eye, seven stitches in my lip. I walked into two of his elbows’.

‘I came off worse than he did that day,’ Shearer said.

Lineker had a similar tale of a run-in with a top-flight hardman, sharing a story about one of his earliest clashes with fellow pundit and Liverpool legend Graeme Souness. 

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Richards made sure he had the last word on the matter on social media on Wednesday

Shearer shared a slightly more sedate story of an on-pitch battle with Tony Adams (left)

‘When I was 19, we played at Anfield and someone knocked the ball into me,’ Lineker started. ‘My touch wasn’t brilliant, it went back towards midfield, had my back to goal.

‘Souness was coming but I knew I was going to get the ball. So I thought “I’m just going to get there ahead of him”. I was some naive kid, put my foot out. He went straight over the top, right down my shin. I had to have about six stitches and I was carried off. I learnt a lesson that day to always protect yourself!’

As a video clip of the podcast gained views on social media in their numbers, Richards took to X, formerly Twitter, to make sure he had the last word. 

‘Just to clarify, this is not why I had to retire early!!’ He said. 

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