Hola ji ka Thailand ka ticket? | The Culprit | BB Ki Vines

I don't know why but my left eyelid is twitching since yesterday What does it mean? It's the flu Is it a good omen or a bad one What's good or bad about it? My folks say that twitching of the left eyelid is a bad omen. What a superstitous lot we are! Don't use scissors idly or it'll lead to conflicts in the house. If that were true, barbers should lead a life full of conflict But what should we do about it? Is it a good omen or a bad omen? Its an ill omen Where is my ticket? Are you contesting for elections? Which tickets? I'm going to Thailand I was told that my ticket is here Who told you? I got a call saying my ticket is with you But we didn't get a call saying that your ticket is with us Then where is my ticket? Then why did I come here? You didn't come here. You were brought here Did your dick get stuck in your mouth? Titu brother You are here? Then where should I be? He's my nephew Why are you confirming it from him? But..? It was me who called you here. You have eluded me for too long Today I'll your case Where is my money? Why are you staring at me? He stares at his wife in the same way That's why he hasn't been on a honeymoon Why should I tell you? Technically, you should tell your father Then... I am not going to Thailand? You ! You were brought here There's no ticket to Thailand So the phone call, coupon scratch the lucky winner, everything was a joke? Are you mad? I've booked hotel, casino and cruise Out of my money! You aren't the only one I conned. These peanuts will prove costly I'm warning you I've a habit of playing with storms Have you named your penis as 'storm'? Men in Black of Ghatkopar (city in Mumbai) They've told me how you've ruined their lives. I want to show his father about what these fools do. Because the kids watch porn? What's wrong in watching porn? They face the pressure of career when they're born There's no education in school. Only a race. While studying depreciation, his value is depreciating Look at him, deadlines of his practicals are sharper than his jawlines He doesn't know a thing in Algebra Look at him. Can't get over his ex What will he do with that 'x' When they set out, I feel they are going to work as labourers Classwork and homework books different Take solutions book from tomorrow. All questions are from there Everytime the P.T. lecture is usurped by teacher Their excitement wanes away If the teacher doesn't want to teach a lesson, they give the entire chapter as homework If you can't teach, don't shift blame on the kids What peace there is at home? The race at school is a relay race. The school people pass the baton to the tuition teachers. And at tuitions, they are always 3-4 chapters here Let the students learn in school and the cope up with you What is going on? And this happens everyday. And in the midst of all this, if they get 15 minutes of peace Then why are you envious? His life is dull, so he keeps prodding his fingers in ours These kids are like birds. They wanna fly, let them They wanna sit on a tree, let them I'll cut all the trees. I'll make the nest in your ass Mama? Haven't talked freely since 3 days. I'm a little reserved in front of you. I'm not the education system to keep you reserved. Speak up Did you even feel a shred of shame while conning this man? I agree he looks a like crook, thief, a man who'd take candies from kids But do you know how 'conspiring' he is? It's 'inspiring', you ! You have deceived me and brought me here You want to entrap me? If you return my money promptly then I'll forgive you. Mama?! I've seen a lot of people like you came and fell away Then why do you spread your legs? You low budget sharp-shooter! Meet me outside You'll blow me out there? 4 of you are ganging up on me. Nice! Wasn't this your fantasy? I will erase the existenceof you all. Do you have a life? I'll do this, I'll do that Live your life peacefully Why do you have prod your fingers? If you would have fingered the right spot, you would have a son. Why did you take my money? I was compelled to What kind of compusion? I can't tell you You take my money and don't tell me what you've done with it? The sun is setting. It's 2 pm The flowers are shriveling I had watered them yesterday Huge rocks are collapsing Kutubminar became the leaning Tower of Pisa His 'Pankaj' is now 'Udhas'(sad) 'Bumrah' is 'gumrah' (astray) Skoda Laura became Skoda Lulli? That's why I needed the money, by hook or crook So you conned me! His face looks like an old man's poop Give me my money Do what you want. I'm asking you nicely, one last time Nobody can ruin me. But I've ruined many Hold his hands Cut this moron's 'tool' No. You wouldn't have to see this day if you didn't played fair with us. Now keep thinking, "Where should I go? Male toilet or female?" No. Hold him tight. NOOOO.