Impractical Jokers - Sal's Unfunniest Stand-Up (Punishment) | truTV

But he never invites us to his show. -No. -So today, Sal, we're gonna make you do it for us instead. Except we want you to absolutely bomb. -Oh, my God.. -We brought you to the Advanced Learning Institute Conference, buddy. Serious business people. from all over the country converge here, for this conference. 2:00 P.M. at a business. conference, yeah, they're ready for me, right now. Bring out the guy in a fish tie. Sal, you have to, absolutely bomb. Oh, God. Look. I think they call. that flop sweat, buddy. You haven't even flopped yet. We have done a lot of business, talk these last few days. This is the end of a three-day technology conference. Probably the worst place you can go up there. and try and do stand-up. People. just want to go home. This is every comic's nightmare. This is every person's nightmare. Now, you all know we tour, as the Impractical Jokers. Sal also does stand-up, on his own. He loves it.. It's his number-one passion. Passion. He's actually, living that dream now, and now living, that nightmare. Please welcome Sal Vulcano. Murr: Here we go. Do not be funny. I know it's hard,

but you can't be funny. Hey. Is this on? -We hear you. Oh, you hear me? Okay. Uh, how's everybody doing? -Good. Okay, Sal, bomb. Uh, I heard you guys were here for a conference? You guys here. for business? -Yes., -What kind of business? Funny business? That was actually, too funny, Sal. I would like you to rein that in. I -- The funny thing. about a conference call... The funny thing about, a conference call... ...is that you can't see. the people on the other line. ...is that you can't see the people on the other line. 'Cause. when you have meetings, it's probably much more effective communicating. Ba-dum-tss. Riff about marriage. a little bit. Oh, man, I'm divorced. Uh, women be shopping. The laughter's getting awkward now. Mm, boy., All right. Now talk about your family. Uh, I have three siblings. Tough growing up with three sisters. Tough getting some bathroom time. All right., -Oh, they're starting to turn. You guys, uh -- Never get to punch lines. So, you know, a lot of people think that, you know, women are bad drivers. I'm here to tell you they're not. All right, so -- Murr:,

Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries. Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries., What is this? I did not want an onion ring. I wanted fries. Murr: Look at the faces in the room. [ Laught in the room. s -Oh. -Dude. So... Sal, is it getting hot in there?, Take your jacket off. Yeah, take your jacket off,, bud. We put Sal's outfit together today. There's his suspenders, there's his suspenders. Where are my single. booze bags at? Where are my single, booze bags at? Nobody?. Just me. All right, I just got, about 22 minutes left, just trying to fill, the time here. All right. -Wow. -Oh, my skin is crawling. This went great. All right, thank you. Asians, right? Asians, am I right? I love Asians., I have an Asian wife. I lied -- I do have a wife. Got all of you. I got all of you on that. I just dropped a bomb on you. Well, literally and figuratively, all right. Just get out of there.. You've had enough. Okay, bye. Thanks a lot, guys., Appreciate it. Everything's gonna be okay. That was bad.,