Parent-Teacher Conference - SNL

>>> HEY THERE. >> OH, HI.. HOW ARE YOU DOING?, >> YOU MUST BE MR. AND MRS.. WILKERSON.. RIGHT? PLEASE,. TAKE A SEAT.. SO I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU TWO FROM TYLER.. >> REALLY? LIKE WHAT?. >> I'M SORRY. NOT REALLY., THAT'S JUST SOMETHING I SAY TO ALL THE PARENTS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SMALL, CHAIRS. >> IT'S OKAY., I BET I LOOK RIDICULOUS SITTING IN THIS THING. >> YOU LOOK GREAT.. YOU KNOW WHAT?, I'LL TAKE IT. >> WELL, SO,. HERE'S THE HEADLINE., HE'S ONE COOL KID. >> TRUST ME. HE GETS THAT FROM HIS MOM.. >> OH, SWEETIE.. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE WANT TO, THANK YOU FOR TEACHING OUR SON TO LOVE READING., >> HE READS EVERY NIGHT., IT'S AMAZING. >> WELL, I MEAN, HE'S A SMART KID.. THE READING PART WAS EASY. THE MATH STUFF, HOWEVER, HE'S HAVING A TOUGHER TIME WITH,. ESPECIALLY THE FRACTIONS.. >> NOW, THAT HE GOT FROM ME., >> OH, WOW., WOW. YOU HAVE A VERY INFECTIOUS. LAUGH.. >> OH., WELL, THANK YOU.. >> MY PLEASURE. >> YEAH, SO FRACTIONS, RIGHT.. THAT'S SKYLER'S MAIN PROBLEM?, >> YEAH, EXACTLY., I THINK HE FINDS MATH BORING.. WHICH, TRUST ME. BUT, HE MAY NEED SOME ADDITIONAL. HELP., A TUTOR PERHAPS.. >> I SEE..

WE CAN DO THAT., >> ARE YOU AVAILABLE? >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LIKE IN, WHAT SENSE? >> YOU TELL ME., >> TUTOR OUR SON.. >> I DON'T SEE STUDENTS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.. IT'S A LITTLE RULE OF MINE., >> SEEMS SMART., HOW WOULD WE FIND A TUTOR? >> WELL, DO YOU EVER BREAK THE. RULES? >> I MEAN, YEAH, SOMETIMES., KIND OF DEPENDS WHOSE ASKING.. >> WELL, I'M ASKING. >> OKAY THEN. >> I'M SORRY, SO, YES, YOU ARE GOING TO TUTOR SKYLER?. >> NO, DEFINITELY NOT.. I HAVE A LIST OF TUTORS THAT'S, BEEN VETTED BY THE SCHOOL IF. YOU'RE INTERESTED.. >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT., YEAH, THANK YOU. >> OKAY. I DON'T SEE YOUR NUMBER ON HERE. >> HE'S NOT AVAILABLE., HE JUST SAID THAT. YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT HIS. DEVELOPMENT OR ANYTHING?. >> NO. SKYLER IS A TOTAL SWEETHEART.. IN FACT, I'M TRYING TO THINK., I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD TO PUNISH. THE LITTLE GUY ONCE. >> PUNISH.. WOW.. OKAY.. YOU DO NOT STRIKE ME AS THE, PUNISHING TYPE. >> WELL, THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ME, VERY WELL., DO YOU MISS THANG? >> OKAY. I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE WHOLE, MISS THANG. WELL ANYWAY, YES,, THANK YOU FOR MEETING WITH US.. WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LIST AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.. >> YOU TOO.. ENJOY.. >> WAIT, WAIT.. ARE YOU MAD AT ME?. >> NO. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M MAD AT. YOU?. >> I DON'T KNOW.,

YOU SEEM MAD AT ME, MR. MAD. >> TRUST ME, IF I WAS MAD AT YOU, YOU'D KNOW.. >> COOL., I'M ACTUALLY -- I'M ACTUALLY, KIND OF GETTING MAD RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO PUT ME. IN TIME OUT?, >> I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU DESERVE IT?. >> YOU TELL ME.. YOU'RE THE ONE IN CHARGE.. >> SAY IT AGAIN.. >> YOU'RE IN CHARGE., >> DAMN RIGHT., >> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. HERE?, >> ALL RIGHT.. I WANT YOU TO WALK OVER THE, CHALKBOARD AND WRITE I'VE BEEN BAD, OKAY? >> YES, SIR.. RIGHT AWAY.. >> YEAH., >> RIGHT AWAY.. >> LISTEN, PAL, I DON'T KNOW IF. YOU THINK I'M KIND OF SOME GUY. WHO WILL JUST STAND BY AND WATCH THIS SORT OF THING HAPPEN WITH. HIS WIFE, BUT I'M, I'M, I'M NOT. >> SHOULD I USE THE LITTLE CHALK OR THE BIG CHALK? >> I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT, BIG CHALK A SHOT., >> OKAY., WELL, I'M NOT USED TO CHALK THIS BIG.. >> GOOD ONE, BABE. I'M SERIOUS, MAN., THAT'S MY WIFE.. I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING.. >> ABSOLUTELY.. >> I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY, BEFORE.. >> SHH., CAN'T TURN BACK NOW.. >> OWW., >> I WANT YOU SO BAD. >> OH YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE ME MY LOVE., >> HEY, MAN.. I'M NOT MESSING AROUND.. OKAY.. I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE. ONE, TWO, TWO AND A HALF. TWO AND 5/7., I'M SO BAD AT FRACTIONS..