{"id":95508,"date":"2023-11-02T14:09:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-02T14:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stopsmokingway.com\/?p=95508"},"modified":"2023-11-02T14:09:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T14:09:23","slug":"alan-shearers-testicles-left-burning-thanks-to-gazzas-training-ground-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stopsmokingway.com\/soccer\/alan-shearers-testicles-left-burning-thanks-to-gazzas-training-ground-prank\/","title":{"rendered":"Alan Shearer’s testicles left burning thanks to Gazza’s training ground prank"},"content":{"rendered":"
Alan Shearer has recalled being left with burning testicles following a Paul Gascoigne prank. <\/p>\n
You could fill a book with the amount of practical jokes Gazza inflicted on his team-mates down the years. His England international colleagues didn\u2019t escape the mercurial midfielder\u2019s tomfoolery as Alan Shearer recalled on the The Rest is Football podcast with Gary Lineker and Micah Richards.<\/p>\n
Answering questions from listeners, the trio were asked what was the weirdest thing they\u2019d seen a team-mate do in a dressing room and on a training ground. Lineker said: \u201cOh blimey, which Gazza story do I tell here?\u201d<\/p>\n
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Shearer went first, recalling how Gazza had doused his underwear in Deep Heat. The Newcastle legend laughed: \u201cHe used to put Deep Heat in your pants and sit and wait for you to put them on. You could see his shoulders going, laughing when you were running away, scratching your balls because they\u2019re burning.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lineker, a team-mate of Gazza at Tottenham and with England, then regaled one disgusting and one rather dangerous prank. The Match of the Day presenter recalled: \u201cI remember he nicked someone\u2019s toilet bag and emptied all their stuff out, took a dump in to and put it all back on top. He did some grim things. <\/p>\n
What's your favourite Gazza story? Tell us in the comments section below<\/i> <\/b><\/p>\n
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\u201cOne of many favourites was with Jimmy \u2018Five Bellies\u2019. He\u2019d do anything that Gazza said. He [Gazza] came into training one day and had this rifle thing. He was shooting at birds.<\/p>\n
\u201cAt the end of the training, he said [in a Geordie accent], \u2018Jimmy, gan over there, bend over and I\u2019ll shoot you in the arse\u2019. Jimmy\u2019s gone, \u2018no way Gazza\u2019 but he keeps telling him to do it.<\/p>\n
\u201cIn the end, he walks about 30 yards away and shoots, bang, in the cheek. He [Five Bellies] is going \u2018argh, argh\u2019 and he\u2019s running around.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019re in hysterics, as you would be. Then Gazza goes, \u2018let me shoot you in the other cheek\u2019. Jimmy\u2019s gone, \u2018no chance, no chance\u2019. Needless to say, two minutes later, he did him in the other cheek as well.\u201d<\/p>\n